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Chet Reads Breakfast Cult

Chet Reads Breakfast Cult (audio product)

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In the Weird Age of the late 21st century, the newly-discovered occult sciences are changing the world. If you want to learn them, Occultar Academy is the place to go. In this secluded island school, talented students from all over the world can learn sorcery and occultech under the Foundation's watchful eye...

Chet Reads Breakfast Cult is an audio book for Breakfast Cult. Hear the game as you've never heard it before: as a dramatic reading by Six Feats Under's General Ironicus, in the voice of Breakfast Cult's greatest footballsman, Chet "The Toaster" Wilson. Let Chet's dulcet tones wash over you as he gives an abridged, mostly accurate guide to the world of Occultar Academy!

If you already own Breakfast Cult, you can get this audio book at a discount by purchasing it from this bundle pack.

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Michael S July 22, 2017 2:44 am UTC
What's been abridged in this version?
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Anna J August 29, 2016 5:28 pm UTC
This is actually both 1. really hilariously narrated and 2. extremely useful for learning the rules. FIVE STARS!!!!!
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August 20, 2016
This title was added to our catalog on August 22, 2016.