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Oh Shit! They Kidnapped Santa Claus!

Oh Shit! They Kidnapped Santa Claus!


It's three weeks before Christmas. It's been years since you've believed (at least, that's what you tell everyone), but this year, something feels... off. No one wanted to put up decorations after Thanksgiving, the stores aren't festive, and it hasn't even come close to snowing (and you live in Ohio, for crying out loud!)

It's not until you hear your younger sibling talking about the bad dream they had that it all clicks. You talk to your friends, and their little kid siblings have all had the same dream: Christmas is going to be canceled because Santa's been kidnapped!

Well, shit. 

The little kids can't do anything about it. 

The adults either don't believe you, or don't care. 

It's up to you and your friends to rescue Santa Claus and save the fuck out of Christmas!

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File Last Updated:
December 15, 2020
This title was added to our catalog on December 15, 2020.