Food Service

Just admit it. You pulled a prank, put laxatives in the cafeteria food. Monday morning we’re all going in to see the Dean and you dipshits are getting expelled.

Except, you didn’t do it! If you don’t discover who did and prove it, you and your friends are getting thrown out of Miskatonic University.

Food Service is a Modern Day Miskatonic scenario. It is written for one keeper and three players portraying the included investigators. With optional subplots, the scenario takes 6-10 hours to complete.

Food Service is the first published adventure in a series of scenarios that document the worst year of college ever. Each investigator is a modern day Miskatonic University student with secrets in their backstories that trigger events and may leave their friends in deeper trouble.

Speaking of trouble, getting expelled is just the tip of the iceberg.

Whoever pulled this laxative prank wasn’t in it for the lol’s. What are they doing with this… uh, human waste? And is there a connection with the unknown campus drug dealer who seems to have targeted one of you? Maybe you can find answers to those questions, but what exactly is growing in the campus nature sanctuary?

And that doesn’t even include tonight’s spring renewal ritual, an eagerly anticipated first date, the return of a former bully, and, Jesus! What the hell is that growing in the nature sanctuary?

This scenario includes:

• Three new investigators with secret agendas
• A map of the nature sanctuary
• Two new spells
• Three new monsters
• Hidden character-based side quests
• Multiple endings

Content 

This scenario contains: drug use, infections, body mutations, excrement, exploration of sexual identity, a history of bullying, stalking, discovery of roadkill.

The keeper and players may choose to include: current bullying, implied previous sexual assault with a (hopefully) cathartic resolution, smothering.